🧠 Dirty Mind Test

💡 Original Idea

Answer our list of question to test how dirty your mind is. The one with the most correct answer wins. The victor gets to choose a steamy and intimate prize

⁉ Dirty Questions

1. I'm often the first thing you put in your mouth. When you're done with me, you spit.

2. I’m a word that ends in ‘UCK’. I’m needed when you get too hot. I often have a lot of guys inside me.

3. I’m long and hard, even when I’m cold. After you screw me, I can take a load. You have to use me to achieve an erection.

4. I come with a large pair. Part of me is always hard. I’m an expensive piece of tail.

5. You can get me if you squeeze your melons. I am sticky and taste sweet. I come in almost every fruit.

6. After you turn me on, I get hot. I’m of no use until you screw me. If I’m not in tight, I could fall out.

7. If you wait too long, it’s hard to get me off. When I come out, I’m white and gooey. I’m the sticky stuff that shoots out of your tube.

8. If you can’t wipe me, blow me. You try to get me on the rag. Feathers really get me off.

9. I swing both ways. If I’m wide open, your pussy might slip out. If you don’t bang me enough, I can get rusty.

10. If you see me in bed, you whack me off. The bigger I am, the louder you’ll scream. Seeing what’s between my hairy legs can make your skin crawl.

11. I have been taught to come on command. I want your bone. I like to chase pussy.

12. I am made of rubber and you blow into my hole. One prick and I'm gone.

13. If you hammer me, I’ll throb. If I’m pointing up, the answer is ‘Yes’. If I’m pointing down, the answer is ‘No’.

14. I’m long, hard, and point up. I have to be slippery for you to go down on me. You put your hands on me, then go up and down.

15. I start with a "p" and end with "o-r-n." I'm a major player in the film industry. What am I?

16. When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit and not swallow. What am I?

17. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

18. I'm great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

19. I'm long, thick, and firm. I stay hard for days but when I'm old, I get soft.

20. I rise up a pole and if I'm not blown, I go limp. I am permanently hung.

21. I have to be well hung to work properly. There are lots of dongs in me.

22. After you get on top of me you need to rest. If I am too short, I leave you hanging. If I am too soft, I am useless.

23. You turn me on when you fiddle with my knobs. You have to change positions sometimes to improve.

24. I’m a four letter word that ends in ‘UNT’. I get off on feet. People are desperate to get me off.

25. Touching me in the wrong place will turn me off. Your mother said if you abuse me, you’ll go blind. I can get turned on in any room in the house.